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Rejected Greeting Cards


Rejected Mother's Day Cards

Rejected Father's Day Cards

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This Father's Day show your dad you care by not sending him any one of these.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you wanna get your dad for father's day? Let us know in the comments!

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20 Layoff Condolence Cards

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Hallmark recently announced it would start making condolence cards for people who just loss their jobs. It’s just the company’s thoughtful way of making money off the fact that someone else will no longer be making money. And although the cards have yet to hit the shelves, we managed to get our hands on some prototypes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What are some events you'd like to get greeting cards for? Let us know in the comments!

 

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20 Superhero Business Cards

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Just because they do it for free doesn’t mean superheroes have zero business sense.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What would your business card say? Let us know in the comments!

 

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20 Rejected Thanksgiving Day Cards

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Before you say “Grace” at dinner, say what you really feel with one of these Thanksgiving Day cards.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What Thanksgiving card would you send to your family? Let us know in the comments!

 

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28 Bizarre Business Cards

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So the lack of employment in this country is getting ridiculous. I mean come on people who do I have to *#&@ to get serving job around here? I thought maybe if I had some cooler business cards the ca$h would start rolling in. Except I can’t seem to think of anything clever. So I googled. And now I give you the 25 bestest business cards.

 

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Let me know what awesome cards you find by hitting me up on twitter @danborrelli or leaving a comment below!

 

 

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20 Rejected Monopoly Chance Cards

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Perhaps these would have started even more family fights around the Monopoly board…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What other Chance cards would you like to see in Monopoly? Let us know in the comments!

 

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Nyan Cat Battle IN OUR MAIL

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This mail comes from space and has a rainbow!

Nyan cat deleivers rainbows... and ACTION FIGURES?

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20 Rejected Holiday Cards

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20 Rejected Holiday Cards By Francesco Marciuliano

Sometimes it’s hard to find just the right words to express how you’re feeling during the holidays. Sometimes it’s best just to say nothing at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What other holiday cards should you not send? Let us know in the comments!

 

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20 Very Awkward Thank You Cards

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We all know how to say thank you for things or to people that bring us joy. But how do we show gratitude for those other moments in life?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What are you most thankful for? Let us know in the comments!

 

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20 Unusable Valentine's Day Cards

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This year share your love and not your fears, desperation or personal agenda with the following cards…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you guys think when you see two hot women having a knife fight in an alley? Let us know in the comments!

 

Check Out 20 Rejected Holiday Cards!

20 Passive-Aggressive Cards

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When you can’t say it to someone’s face but you need to say it sarcastically, bluntly or angrily, there are always these greeting cards.

 

passive aggressive get well soon card

 

passive aggressive pink rose condolence card

 

passive aggressive birthday balloon stars card

 

passive aggressive empty plate chipcrumbs card” card

 

passive aggressive thank you pink card

 

passive aggressive congrats grad blue card

 

passive aggressive happy holidays ornaments card

 

passive aggressive green orange rectangles card

 

passive aggressive baby feet blue card

 

passive aggressive big smile red card

 

passive aggressive good luck green card

 

passive aggressive lace heart valentine card

 

passive aggressive happy belated birthday card

 

passive aggressive ham sandwich congrats card

 

passive aggressive colorburst attend party card

 

passive aggressive sad emoticon pink card

 

passive aggressive champagne glasses anniversary card

 

passive aggressive miss you starburst card

 

passive aggressive tiny old ornaments card

 

passive aggressive cupcake awkward threat card

 

What cards would you be most angry to recieve? Let us know in the comments!

 

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20 More Rejected Mother’s Day Cards

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This Mother’s Day show your mom how much you love her by not sending any of these cards.

 

mother day card giant purple mom word

 

mother day card mom flowers alien green

 

mother day card two owls hug

 

mother day card greatest mom whole world

 

mother day card 14 years blue background

 

mother day card caterpillar pink prison

 

mother day card brown background dad june

 

mother day card dear mom pink booze

 

mother day card flower heart zoloft

 

mother day card handmade red pink cash

 

mother day card paper fabric heart

 

mother day card green pink flowers body

 

mother day card pink border reminded

 

mother day card typed hooters application

 

mother day card dutch heart my mother

 

mother day card mom hug child

 

mother day card green yellow next year

 

mother day card hand drawn heart

 

mother day card pink box brown background

 

What would you get your Mom for Mother's Day if she was half human half horse? Let us know in the comments!

 

Click here for 8 ways to ruin mother's day!

20 More Rejected Father’s Day Cards

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This Father’s Day show your dad you truly care by not giving him any of these cards.

 

fathers day card googled best dad ever

 

fathers day card darth vader head

 

fathers day card child tossed in air

 

fathers day card worlds rank pending dad

 

fathers day card little princess castle

 

fathers day card argyle pattern

 

fathers day card dad spelled out

 

fathers day card white brown

 

fathers day card father sun beach sunset

 

fathers day card dad with tiny hearts

 

fathers day card dad alphabet blocks

 

fathers day card bulk purchase

 

fathers day card dad orange background hallmark

 

fathers day card stick figure

 

fathers day card father child holding hands

 

fathers day card nailed mom

 

fathers day card fatherhood small laundry pin

 

fathers day card father day tie

 

fathers day card golf ball

 

fathers day card superman logo

 

Why do genitals make you cry so much? Let us know in the comments!

 

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21 Funny Fake Pokemon Cards

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I just got a really good deal on a new, unreleased box of Pokemon cards. No one is going to be able to even come close to beating me at the next tournament. Wait. Mr. T is a Pokemon, right? Uh oh. Here are the Funniest Fake Pokemon Cards.

 

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homer

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pacman

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awesome face

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ninja turtle

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raging evee

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princess peach

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hello kitty

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mr t

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james k polkemon

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evil my little pony

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tribbles

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drunk stewie

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timmy

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rebecca black

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toothless hobo

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charlie sheen

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finn

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What are your favorite Fake Pokemon Cards that we missed? Let me know on Twitter @zachlunch or in the comments below!

 

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20 Rejected Halloween Cards

20 Rejected Thanksgiving Day 'Thank You' Cards

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You’ve eaten their food. You’ve watched their TV. Now it’s time to really tell your host or guests what you thought of spending Thanksgiving Day with them.

 

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thanksgiving thank you grace table card

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How was your Thanksgiving? Let us know in the comments below!

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21 Awesomely Nerdy Holiday Cards

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It's a really nice gesture to give someone a Holiday card. But it takes sooooo much effort! You have to go to a store, pick one out, wait in line, and then buy it with money you don't have. I've taken all of the hassle out of Christmas cards for you. There's more than enough options here for any true nerd. Just pick one out and print it off. BOOM! You win the holidays. Here are nerdy Holiday Cards.

 

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batman smells

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mario

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space invaders

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pikachu

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star trek

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robot

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marvel

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harry potter

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tardis

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Which card are you going to give out for the Holidays? Let me know on twitter @zachlunch or in the comments below!

 

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