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- 04/15/11--15:00: _Rejected Greeting C...
- 05/06/11--15:00: _Rejected Mother's D...
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- 10/06/11--13:36: _20 Layoff Condolenc...
- 11/03/11--13:43: _20 Superhero Busine...
- 11/17/11--13:47: _20 Rejected Thanksg...
- 11/17/11--15:15: _28 Bizarre Business...
- 12/01/11--13:49: _20 Rejected Monopol...
- 12/12/11--12:55: _Nyan Cat Battle IN ...
- 12/15/11--13:42: _20 Rejected Holiday...
- 01/12/12--13:27: _20 Very Awkward Tha...
- 02/09/12--13:37: _20 Unusable Valenti...
- 04/26/12--13:31: _20 Passive-Aggressi...
- 05/10/12--13:05: _20 More Rejected Mo...
- 06/14/12--14:06: _20 More Rejected Fa...
- 07/30/12--17:52: _21 Funny Fake Pokem...
- 08/25/12--11:17: _15 Strangest Greeti...
- 10/25/12--13:19: _20 Rejected Hallowe...
- 11/22/12--12:21: _20 Rejected Thanksg...
- 12/10/12--18:12: _21 Awesomely Nerdy ...
- 04/15/11--15:00: Rejected Greeting Cards
- 05/06/11--15:00: Rejected Mother's Day Cards
- 06/16/11--13:30: Rejected Father's Day Cards
- 10/06/11--13:36: 20 Layoff Condolence Cards
- 11/03/11--13:43: 20 Superhero Business Cards
- 11/17/11--13:47: 20 Rejected Thanksgiving Day Cards
- 11/17/11--15:15: 28 Bizarre Business Cards
- 12/01/11--13:49: 20 Rejected Monopoly Chance Cards
- 12/12/11--12:55: Nyan Cat Battle IN OUR MAIL
- 12/15/11--13:42: 20 Rejected Holiday Cards
- 01/12/12--13:27: 20 Very Awkward Thank You Cards
- 02/09/12--13:37: 20 Unusable Valentine's Day Cards
- 04/26/12--13:31: 20 Passive-Aggressive Cards
- 05/10/12--13:05: 20 More Rejected Mother’s Day Cards
- 06/14/12--14:06: 20 More Rejected Father’s Day Cards
- 07/30/12--17:52: 21 Funny Fake Pokemon Cards
- 08/25/12--11:17: 15 Strangest Greeting Cards
- 10/25/12--13:19: 20 Rejected Halloween Cards
- 11/22/12--12:21: 20 Rejected Thanksgiving Day 'Thank You' Cards
- 12/10/12--18:12: 21 Awesomely Nerdy Holiday Cards
Some greeting cards are simply better left unsent!
Which one would you send?
Happy Mother's Day Mom... OR NOT!
This Father's Day show your dad you care by not sending him any one of these.
What do you wanna get your dad for father's day? Let us know in the comments!
Hallmark recently announced it would start making condolence cards for people who just loss their jobs. It’s just the company’s thoughtful way of making money off the fact that someone else will no longer be making money. And although the cards have yet to hit the shelves, we managed to get our hands on some prototypes...
What are some events you'd like to get greeting cards for? Let us know in the comments!
Just because they do it for free doesn’t mean superheroes have zero business sense.
What would your business card say? Let us know in the comments!
Before you say “Grace” at dinner, say what you really feel with one of these Thanksgiving Day cards.
What Thanksgiving card would you send to your family? Let us know in the comments!
So the lack of employment in this country is getting ridiculous. I mean come on people who do I have to *#&@ to get serving job around here? I thought maybe if I had some cooler business cards the ca$h would start rolling in. Except I can’t seem to think of anything clever. So I googled. And now I give you the 25 bestest business cards.
Let me know what awesome cards you find by hitting me up on twitter @danborrelli or leaving a comment below!
Perhaps these would have started even more family fights around the Monopoly board…
What other Chance cards would you like to see in Monopoly? Let us know in the comments!
Nyan cat deleivers rainbows... and ACTION FIGURES?
Leave your suggestions for Ian Is Bored in the comments!
20 Rejected Holiday Cards By Francesco Marciuliano
Sometimes it’s hard to find just the right words to express how you’re feeling during the holidays. Sometimes it’s best just to say nothing at all.
What other holiday cards should you not send? Let us know in the comments!
We all know how to say thank you for things or to people that bring us joy. But how do we show gratitude for those other moments in life?
What are you most thankful for? Let us know in the comments!
This year share your love and not your fears, desperation or personal agenda with the following cards…
What do you guys think when you see two hot women having a knife fight in an alley? Let us know in the comments!
When you can’t say it to someone’s face but you need to say it sarcastically, bluntly or angrily, there are always these greeting cards.
What cards would you be most angry to recieve? Let us know in the comments!
This Mother’s Day show your mom how much you love her by not sending any of these cards.
What would you get your Mom for Mother's Day if she was half human half horse? Let us know in the comments!
This Father’s Day show your dad you truly care by not giving him any of these cards.
Why do genitals make you cry so much? Let us know in the comments!
I just got a really good deal on a new, unreleased box of Pokemon cards. No one is going to be able to even come close to beating me at the next tournament. Wait. Mr. T is a Pokemon, right? Uh oh. Here are the Funniest Fake Pokemon Cards.
What are your favorite Fake Pokemon Cards that we missed? Let me know on Twitter @zachlunch or in the comments below!
These cards are way more fun to get than socks, or the even more boring gift my parents always give me: a live dog glued to a live cat.
Why do you always send Christmas cards to prisoners? Let us know in the comments!
Still, better to get one of these instead of candy corn. Maybe.
What do you like doing to those who betray you? Let us know in the comments below!
You’ve eaten their food. You’ve watched their TV. Now it’s time to really tell your host or guests what you thought of spending Thanksgiving Day with them.
How was your Thanksgiving? Let us know in the comments below!
It's a really nice gesture to give someone a Holiday card. But it takes sooooo much effort! You have to go to a store, pick one out, wait in line, and then buy it with money you don't have. I've taken all of the hassle out of Christmas cards for you. There's more than enough options here for any true nerd. Just pick one out and print it off. BOOM! You win the holidays. Here are nerdy Holiday Cards.
Which card are you going to give out for the Holidays? Let me know on twitter @zachlunch or in the comments below!